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« on: 11-27-2009, 00:07 »
Quote from: Icy on 27-11-2008, 04:22:29
So, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, at KBBS, as a first, I propose we make our own KBBS Thanksgiving Mythos so that we can be thankful for the holiday that gives us another 10 lbs of us.

One of the best ways I know how is to make a one-liner story, so, here goes:

The Thanksgiving Epic:  An essay about the fundamentals of thankfulness
by: KBBS Members
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Once upon a fish, there was an island inhabited by

EDIT- f i s h = t i m e, don't know why but oh well.

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« Reply #1 on: 11-27-2009, 00:17 »
mysterious individuals who liked to

("Once upon a fish" is the way I like to open stories, I don't remember why though.)

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« Reply #2 on: 11-27-2009, 00:23 »
eat a lot of turkey and knew how to

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« Reply #3 on: 11-27-2009, 00:52 »
say no.  Then, the most miraculous event

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« Reply #4 on: 11-27-2009, 01:36 »
happened somewhere else, and they decided to go see it, so

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« Reply #5 on: 11-27-2009, 02:03 »
they went on a roadtrip in a pirate ship and

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« Reply #6 on: 11-27-2009, 16:24 »
ended up crashing into an iceberg. Luckily,

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« Reply #7 on: 11-27-2009, 16:27 »
they had insurance from a company called

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« Reply #8 on: 11-27-2009, 17:50 »
intrustable walrus. They repaired the ship and

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« Reply #9 on: 11-27-2009, 19:18 »
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« Reply #10 on: 11-27-2009, 19:20 »
contract a more competent captain.  The ship

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« Reply #11 on: 11-27-2009, 20:09 »
then became sentient and had half a mind to

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« Reply #12 on: 11-27-2009, 21:14 »
eliminate all the feminist groups who

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« Reply #13 on: 11-27-2009, 22:00 »
thought that all jokes involving women are unfunny. They set sail for

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« Reply #14 on: 11-27-2009, 22:52 »
the land of dinosaurs and mystery dungeons, located on

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« Reply #15 on: 11-28-2009, 00:31 »
a gigantic replica of the Hindenburg. They managed to

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« Reply #16 on: 11-28-2009, 00:55 »
tear through the fabric of space and time while

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« Reply #17 on: 11-28-2009, 10:48 »
simultaneously creating a black hole. When they finally made

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« Reply #18 on: 11-28-2009, 11:26 »
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« Reply #19 on: 11-28-2009, 14:10 »
starving, crazes weasels decided to join them

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« Reply #20 on: 11-28-2009, 18:22 »
for their unfinished lunch, which was

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« Reply #21 on: 11-29-2009, 00:49 »
interrupted by Interrupting Goat, joined by

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« Reply #22 on: 11-29-2009, 02:55 »
Long Cat.  Clueless about what just happened, Kevin, one of the

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« Reply #23 on: 11-29-2009, 03:11 »
cheezburger cats, asked to has cheezburger,

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« Reply #24 on: 11-29-2009, 05:20 »
but the Twilight fan from the next table ate it first. Then they
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« Reply #25 on: 11-29-2009, 07:12 »
climbed up Long Cat, and found themselves

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« Reply #26 on: 11-29-2009, 13:08 »
climbed up Long Cat, and found themselves

in outer space. Good thing they brought

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« Reply #27 on: 11-29-2009, 17:38 »
the hurf machine to silence the inevitable

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« Reply #28 on: 11-29-2009, 18:04 »
hordes of Twilight fans following them. They managed to reach

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« Reply #29 on: 11-30-2009, 11:52 »
the planet of Harry Potter worshippers. They quickly decided to

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« Reply #31 on: 11-30-2009, 13:37 »
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« Reply #32 on: 11-30-2009, 14:25 »
sponsored by Canon, the makers of

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« Reply #33 on: 12-02-2009, 11:02 »
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« Reply #34 on: 12-02-2009, 12:22 »
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« Reply #35 on: 12-02-2009, 12:49 »
mass revolts due to subliminal messages and a plot even worse than Endless Eight. But then the moon

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« Reply #36 on: 12-02-2009, 14:18 »
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« Reply #38 on: 12-02-2009, 15:37 »
expected changes from last season and perhaps also some

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« Reply #39 on: 12-02-2009, 18:41 »
plotholes. The plotholes started to tear the fabric of reality apart,

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« Reply #40 on: 12-02-2009, 21:10 »
and this made the simfile makers unhappy, so therefore

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« Reply #41 on: 12-02-2009, 22:14 »
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« Reply #42 on: 12-02-2009, 22:18 »
and thank you'd like a true gentleman. The story

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« Reply #43 on: 12-03-2009, 08:44 »
has no plot, therefore it cannot have plotholes.  Spam is

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« Reply #44 on: 12-03-2009, 11:48 »
(lol plotholes, messin up my story suspension)

Excellent fried, and in sandwiches, thus it was mandated

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« Reply #45 on: 12-03-2009, 11:52 »
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(I like the direction that this story is going :awesome:)

then became a much more tasty and simultaneously less healthy place to

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« Reply #47 on: 12-03-2009, 16:37 »
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missiles at the moon and discovered that

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Russia had beat them to it, so they organized

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« Reply #50 on: 12-03-2009, 19:29 »
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« Reply #54 on: 12-03-2009, 21:30 »
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displeased as she found the half eaten loaf of spambread in the fridge, then proceed to call him and see if he wore clean underpants, then realize that she was still dead and would have to stop haunting her son. Where were we... oh yeah, Russians! They

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« Reply #59 on: 12-04-2009, 18:02 »
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went there, so everyone who was there looked extremely sad. Sigmund Freud arrived at the party and

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Jackie, she jumped up into the air and said "Let's
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Shibuya. But they got separated in the crowd and

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« Reply #69 on: 12-07-2009, 20:21 »
Jackie got eaten by the Domo-kun. Afterward,
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it was a good thing that Jackie was a red shirt so that the friends of

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« Reply #71 on: 12-08-2009, 16:52 »
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« Reply #72 on: 12-08-2009, 17:13 »
on ending otherworldly hunger, which had been eradicated

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« Reply #73 on: 12-09-2009, 19:17 »
thanks to that delicious snack, Soylent Green. Meanwhile,

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« Reply #74 on: 12-11-2009, 20:33 »
chairs float nervously across the desert cans as fire bolts
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« Reply #75 on: 12-11-2009, 21:02 »
ponder whether they are bolts made of fire or fire in the shape of bolts. The truth