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Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 10-30-2014, 10:46
I get a lot of spam.  Sometimes the spam is pretty amusing.  I had a folder that I saved with that spam called "Epic Spam".  I think I lost that provider though.  So I restart this spamminess here.

Behold:
(http://i.imgur.com/6GCr0Nq.jpg)

I wish to dance with intensity hey this is not a dancing thing at all!
Also, I am... able to clearly now the rain is gone.  :kona:
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 10-30-2014, 11:23
I liked the one from the guy who wanted me to program an Arabian 3D authoring software for free.

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Salaam, peace

brother, I want a help from U Please

brother, U R professional in opengl , so make my dream true please

I want to create 3D Sculpting modelling Application like Sculptris, very simple App, not professional like mudbox, I'm searched more to anyone create it for me, I want from U create it for me even in UR free time brother, and the APP less more than Sculptris with depends on Sculpting only with main materials of Sculpting , Please help me and create it for me , Please Please brother

My goals of this project :-
1- First 3D Arabic Application, in arabic interface and for arabs only
2- Free and will be free forever

Please create it for me please , even IN UR FREE TIME, Save me brother
if U working on .NET platform ( C#, VB.NET ) it will be better, because I want it on .NET and C# language. and with Opentk or sharpGL projects> ( Opengl for .NET platform )

if U not use .NET platform and C# language, OK No problem create it in C++ and Visual Studio 2012 and with OpenGL version 2.1 because I have it in my PC, and I have Visual Studio 2012

I wait UR answer Insha Allah, brother, and I hope U Accept to create it in UR free time, because not take from U more than month or maybe less than month because it's less than Sculptris..
Please accept.

I wait UR Answer Insha Allah brother, and I call Allah only one God forgive for U All sins and keep U and UR family and UR Kids Amine,

Salaam, peace

Mohamed - Egypt.

Already classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zjRcMnRNY
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 10-30-2014, 18:33
That is a wonderful email, I like the part where he wishes your kids amine.  I assume he likes either chemicals or those big ole' eyes. 8D

That... video... is... so bad it's awesome  :sawesome:
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: 多くの猫 on 10-30-2014, 20:09
Oh I love it when I get weird spam. Let me see if I can find a good one in my folder.

Okay so here's the deal, whenever they try to send me spam, they try to throw off Google's "spam recognition" by throwing in random bits of dialog. Now while this never works, it makes for good laughs. Take for example this subtext for male enhancement: "First the doctor will take oï with. Smiled when izumi moved past terry. Lizzie said taking care if izzy madison
Trying to stay and sit down
Like brian and tried hard. Where love it madison sat with john. Sure he must have one side. Tomorrow morning and in those things..
Sometimes they knew if terry. Shaking his hands into place. When madison sat down the light. Yeah well now madison so that."

Here's another from a "MediCare" ad, and these people seem to believe Nicole Kidman loves 10 inch roosters: "Both of those people in hand. Wondered why you could see what. Please help him jake gently. Smiled gratefully jake chuckled terry..
Later abby stared back the snow. Since jake leaned against him so sorry. With me like this very good. Without the heart"

I can't help but laugh whenever I see these strange spam emails. Haven't gotten any from a Nigerian prince though, I suppose that's for the best.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 10-31-2014, 14:06
Those email sentence fragments make me want to know what else those characters are up to in their broken world of engrish.  I feel much that terry is know.  He is both in email collect.  Maybe the mysteries of the world.. xD

Why Eating Salad Makes You Old

Did you know that an apple a day could
be worse than smoking 30 cigarettes?
I didn't believe it myself first...until
I came across this latest research.

 8D
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Rolling Star... on 11-01-2014, 15:56
(http://i.imgur.com/yrlApln.png)

this is a nice welcome back post
i'm not even going to comment on this.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 11-02-2014, 07:54
There really is no reason to want more than 8". It won't be enjoyable unless your partner likes pain and the sensation of stirring guts (or has comparably oversized genitals).
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: k//eternal on 11-03-2014, 01:18
This is a brilliant concept for a thread, I love it :awesome:

Martians interchanged thoughts without any physical intermediation.
 The captain, too, was smoking.
 That ye may perfect rapture know.

 Tish drew a long breath.
 The servants all in favours.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: k//eternal on 11-03-2014, 01:22
(http://i.imgur.com/yrlApln.png)

I'll take a willy, but only if it's free...
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-03-2014, 13:12
k//, what is your av from?  Why does she have a rainbow waterfall out of her mouth?

(http://i57.tinypic.com/anitmt.jpg)

For all the League players out there HEY THAT WASN'T WHAT IT MEANT?

ROLLING STAR WELCOME BACK AAAAA
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 11-04-2014, 07:21
totally not money laundering tax fraud

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Dear Friend,
 
I am Captain. Brenda Schrumm MS RD LD, USA MIL - MEDCOM -AMEDCS; I was Staff Dietitian at Walter Reed Army
Medical Center , before I was deployed to Camp Arifjan Kuwait , from there to Camp Al-Tadamun Adhamiyah-
Baghdad, presently in Camp Gibraltar Afghanistan on national duties.
 
It will interest you to know that some funds worth millions of dollars was recovered when i was serving at Iraq
and the funds is presently in a secure place in the U.K.

Basically since I am still in active government service serving with the government of USA in the army I cannot
keep these funds, I intend to move the funds to you, so that you can keep it in your safe account or an
offshore account and we share it or invest it together

There are no risk involved whatsoever. If you are interested I will send you the full details, I just hope you
are good a partner that I can trust. Can I trust you?

Kindly respond back to enable us discuss this to the best of your understanding.
 
Yours Faithfully
Captain:Brenda Schrumm MS RD LD
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-04-2014, 11:49
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There are no risk involved whatsoever.

Where have I heard this before?

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Risk Free Trial!  Try it for thirty days!  If you don't love it, just return it for a full refund (minus postage and handling)

Oh.

I think your spam emails are more interestingly written than USA spam emails.  There seems to be some legitimate potential being in the EU versus Murica.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: k//eternal on 11-04-2014, 15:31
k//, what is your av from?  Why does she have a rainbow waterfall out of her mouth?

http://manga.clone-army.org/viewer.php?series=cupcake_shorts&lang=english&page=1

Kind of an oddity like everything on the site, but a good one.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-05-2014, 14:47
That girl should be my friend's spirit animal.  It reminds me of her, like to a T.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-05-2014, 15:14
(http://i59.tinypic.com/2lkbn0w.png)
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 11-05-2014, 18:00
Still better than the Dead Leaves-way.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: k//eternal on 11-10-2014, 00:33
Vaguely related: someone brought spam sushi to USPF and it's pretty rad :)
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-13-2014, 09:43
Sounds delicious and salty. :O

Today's batch of fun.

(http://i61.tinypic.com/w03iwn.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/ir0tad.jpg)
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: 多くの猫 on 11-13-2014, 21:25
I like apples, I think I'll keep eating them. You can keep your link thank you very much.

Also yes. I am pooping so many apples thanks to that last email. XD
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-14-2014, 12:37
That sure is a lot of apples, NekoZ.  The poop monster thanks you.  8D
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 11-25-2014, 09:35
HEY GUYS

I GOT AN EMAIL FROM HERMAN MELVILLE.

HE TOLD ME HE WANTS TO SHARE WITH ME SOME TRICKS THAT PORN STARS USE TO DELAY THEMSELVES.

WELP.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: 多くの猫 on 11-25-2014, 15:39
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6b/6b1cc1e094d25ec2bf90a2352bae038f9a6710c155d69b16b400b8f14e31000e.jpg)
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 11-25-2014, 18:49
And here I am only getting pushed to buy fancy sunglasses all the time.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 12-01-2014, 16:43
From: Forskolin Thin
Subject: IF YOU DON'T READ THIS NOW YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF. LATER..

BYE
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 12-15-2014, 18:44
I feel like I just baited the forum to get spam.  Just cleaned up 4 pages of spam posts D:

Bad enough I have to do it in email.  Maybe this thread doesn't attract the kind of things we want.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: 多くの猫 on 12-16-2014, 01:33
Oh the irony! XD

EDIT: Holy spam sandwiches, Batman, it's out of control! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7dp9OSqpdU
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: k//eternal on 01-03-2015, 19:50
Well, I just revived this thread and cleared out the spam. Hang on while we implement better registration procedures that hopefully keep the junk out :sawesome:

...Happy new year guys! 8D
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 01-07-2015, 11:51
Happy New Year K//-san!

Happy New Year to the rest of you!  I hope you all had a nice Kurisumasu taimu.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 01-08-2015, 18:31
Had a good time as well.
Also:
> Playing Neotokyo - late christmas eve
> Make fun of people for filling the server nonetheless
> Drunk guy tells sad story of his live and how he feels nobody gives back to him
> On new years eve, be glad for having all my friends around me
> Feel the feels
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: k//eternal on 01-09-2015, 00:21
I was going to say something about your post, but I got distracted by your sig :awesome:
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 01-19-2015, 19:42
Having a new year celebration like that is just fun, being around people where you are having a good time.

My new year's was spent with about five people I care about and about 10 people I didn't know at a party where I was the only sober one (making everyone uncomfortable because I like to clean when I don't have anything else to do at parties like that).  I played Earthbound and ate pizza and chicken pot pie.  I could have spent it in worse ways.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: Silencer on 01-20-2015, 12:15
I played Earthbound

That's quite the coincidence. I'm playing this currently. Am halfway through I guess as I have my party of 4 assembled by now. Trippy game.
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 01-23-2015, 19:53
It's wonderful.  I try to play once every few years.  American nostalgia feels.  It tells its own story with vigor and cultists (and trash cans) (and mr saturn)!  8D
Title: Spam is a dish best served warm and shared for the world to see
Post by: icy is a fish again on 02-06-2015, 17:25
http://pentametron.com

A prose bot pulling his lines from twitter.
He has a tumblr too.
It's magic.