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« on: 11-27-2009, 00:07 »
Quote from: Icy on 27-11-2008, 04:22:29
So, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, at KBBS, as a first, I propose we make our own KBBS Thanksgiving Mythos so that we can be thankful for the holiday that gives us another 10 lbs of us.

One of the best ways I know how is to make a one-liner story, so, here goes:

The Thanksgiving Epic:  An essay about the fundamentals of thankfulness
by: KBBS Members
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Once upon a fish, there was an island inhabited by

EDIT- f i s h = t i m e, don't know why but oh well.

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« Reply #1 on: 11-27-2009, 00:17 »
mysterious individuals who liked to

("Once upon a fish" is the way I like to open stories, I don't remember why though.)

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« Reply #2 on: 11-27-2009, 00:23 »
eat a lot of turkey and knew how to

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« Reply #3 on: 11-27-2009, 00:52 »
say no.  Then, the most miraculous event

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« Reply #4 on: 11-27-2009, 01:36 »
happened somewhere else, and they decided to go see it, so

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« Reply #5 on: 11-27-2009, 02:03 »
they went on a roadtrip in a pirate ship and

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« Reply #6 on: 11-27-2009, 16:24 »
ended up crashing into an iceberg. Luckily,

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« Reply #7 on: 11-27-2009, 16:27 »
they had insurance from a company called

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« Reply #8 on: 11-27-2009, 17:50 »
intrustable walrus. They repaired the ship and

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« Reply #9 on: 11-27-2009, 19:18 »
collected the insurance money, then used it to

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« Reply #10 on: 11-27-2009, 19:20 »
contract a more competent captain.  The ship

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« Reply #11 on: 11-27-2009, 20:09 »
then became sentient and had half a mind to

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« Reply #12 on: 11-27-2009, 21:14 »
eliminate all the feminist groups who

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« Reply #13 on: 11-27-2009, 22:00 »
thought that all jokes involving women are unfunny. They set sail for

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« Reply #14 on: 11-27-2009, 22:52 »
the land of dinosaurs and mystery dungeons, located on

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« Reply #15 on: 11-28-2009, 00:31 »
a gigantic replica of the Hindenburg. They managed to

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« Reply #16 on: 11-28-2009, 00:55 »
tear through the fabric of space and time while

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« Reply #17 on: 11-28-2009, 10:48 »
simultaneously creating a black hole. When they finally made

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« Reply #18 on: 11-28-2009, 11:26 »
it to Denny's for a late lunch, A pack of

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« Reply #19 on: 11-28-2009, 14:10 »
starving, crazes weasels decided to join them

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« Reply #20 on: 11-28-2009, 18:22 »
for their unfinished lunch, which was

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« Reply #21 on: 11-29-2009, 00:49 »
interrupted by Interrupting Goat, joined by

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« Reply #22 on: 11-29-2009, 02:55 »
Long Cat.  Clueless about what just happened, Kevin, one of the

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« Reply #23 on: 11-29-2009, 03:11 »
cheezburger cats, asked to has cheezburger,

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« Reply #24 on: 11-29-2009, 05:20 »
but the Twilight fan from the next table ate it first. Then they
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« Reply #25 on: 11-29-2009, 07:12 »
climbed up Long Cat, and found themselves

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« Reply #26 on: 11-29-2009, 13:08 »
climbed up Long Cat, and found themselves

in outer space. Good thing they brought

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« Reply #27 on: 11-29-2009, 17:38 »
the hurf machine to silence the inevitable

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« Reply #28 on: 11-29-2009, 18:04 »
hordes of Twilight fans following them. They managed to reach

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« Reply #29 on: 11-30-2009, 11:52 »
the planet of Harry Potter worshippers. They quickly decided to