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I get a lot of spam.  Sometimes the spam is pretty amusing.  I had a folder that I saved with that spam called "Epic Spam".  I think I lost that provider though.  So I restart this spamminess here.

Behold:


I wish to dance with intensity hey this is not a dancing thing at all!
Also, I am... able to clearly now the rain is gone.  :kona:
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I liked the one from the guy who wanted me to program an Arabian 3D authoring software for free.

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Salaam, peace

brother, I want a help from U Please

brother, U R professional in opengl , so make my dream true please

I want to create 3D Sculpting modelling Application like Sculptris, very simple App, not professional like mudbox, I'm searched more to anyone create it for me, I want from U create it for me even in UR free time brother, and the APP less more than Sculptris with depends on Sculpting only with main materials of Sculpting , Please help me and create it for me , Please Please brother

My goals of this project :-
1- First 3D Arabic Application, in arabic interface and for arabs only
2- Free and will be free forever

Please create it for me please , even IN UR FREE TIME, Save me brother
if U working on .NET platform ( C#, VB.NET ) it will be better, because I want it on .NET and C# language. and with Opentk or sharpGL projects> ( Opengl for .NET platform )

if U not use .NET platform and C# language, OK No problem create it in C++ and Visual Studio 2012 and with OpenGL version 2.1 because I have it in my PC, and I have Visual Studio 2012

I wait UR answer Insha Allah, brother, and I hope U Accept to create it in UR free time, because not take from U more than month or maybe less than month because it's less than Sculptris..
Please accept.

I wait UR Answer Insha Allah brother, and I call Allah only one God forgive for U All sins and keep U and UR family and UR Kids Amine,

Salaam, peace

Mohamed - Egypt.

Already classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zjRcMnRNY
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That is a wonderful email, I like the part where he wishes your kids amine.  I assume he likes either chemicals or those big ole' eyes. 8D

That... video... is... so bad it's awesome  :sawesome:

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Oh I love it when I get weird spam. Let me see if I can find a good one in my folder.

Okay so here's the deal, whenever they try to send me spam, they try to throw off Google's "spam recognition" by throwing in random bits of dialog. Now while this never works, it makes for good laughs. Take for example this subtext for male enhancement: "First the doctor will take oï with. Smiled when izumi moved past terry. Lizzie said taking care if izzy madison
Trying to stay and sit down
Like brian and tried hard. Where love it madison sat with john. Sure he must have one side. Tomorrow morning and in those things..
Sometimes they knew if terry. Shaking his hands into place. When madison sat down the light. Yeah well now madison so that."

Here's another from a "MediCare" ad, and these people seem to believe Nicole Kidman loves 10 inch roosters: "Both of those people in hand. Wondered why you could see what. Please help him jake gently. Smiled gratefully jake chuckled terry..
Later abby stared back the snow. Since jake leaned against him so sorry. With me like this very good. Without the heart"

I can't help but laugh whenever I see these strange spam emails. Haven't gotten any from a Nigerian prince though, I suppose that's for the best.

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Those email sentence fragments make me want to know what else those characters are up to in their broken world of engrish.  I feel much that terry is know.  He is both in email collect.  Maybe the mysteries of the world.. xD

Why Eating Salad Makes You Old

Did you know that an apple a day could
be worse than smoking 30 cigarettes?
I didn't believe it myself first...until
I came across this latest research.

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this is a nice welcome back post
i'm not even going to comment on this.
im in my party flirtin w/ ur imouto

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There really is no reason to want more than 8". It won't be enjoyable unless your partner likes pain and the sensation of stirring guts (or has comparably oversized genitals).
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This is a brilliant concept for a thread, I love it :awesome:

Martians interchanged thoughts without any physical intermediation.
 The captain, too, was smoking.
 That ye may perfect rapture know.

 Tish drew a long breath.
 The servants all in favours.

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I'll take a willy, but only if it's free...

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k//, what is your av from?  Why does she have a rainbow waterfall out of her mouth?



For all the League players out there HEY THAT WASN'T WHAT IT MEANT?

ROLLING STAR WELCOME BACK AAAAA

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totally not money laundering tax fraud

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Dear Friend,
 
I am Captain. Brenda Schrumm MS RD LD, USA MIL - MEDCOM -AMEDCS; I was Staff Dietitian at Walter Reed Army
Medical Center , before I was deployed to Camp Arifjan Kuwait , from there to Camp Al-Tadamun Adhamiyah-
Baghdad, presently in Camp Gibraltar Afghanistan on national duties.
 
It will interest you to know that some funds worth millions of dollars was recovered when i was serving at Iraq
and the funds is presently in a secure place in the U.K.

Basically since I am still in active government service serving with the government of USA in the army I cannot
keep these funds, I intend to move the funds to you, so that you can keep it in your safe account or an
offshore account and we share it or invest it together

There are no risk involved whatsoever. If you are interested I will send you the full details, I just hope you
are good a partner that I can trust. Can I trust you?

Kindly respond back to enable us discuss this to the best of your understanding.
 
Yours Faithfully
Captain:Brenda Schrumm MS RD LD
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There are no risk involved whatsoever.

Where have I heard this before?

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Risk Free Trial!  Try it for thirty days!  If you don't love it, just return it for a full refund (minus postage and handling)

Oh.

I think your spam emails are more interestingly written than USA spam emails.  There seems to be some legitimate potential being in the EU versus Murica.

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k//, what is your av from?  Why does she have a rainbow waterfall out of her mouth?

http://manga.clone-army.org/viewer.php?series=cupcake_shorts&lang=english&page=1

Kind of an oddity like everything on the site, but a good one.

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That girl should be my friend's spirit animal.  It reminds me of her, like to a T.

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Still better than the Dead Leaves-way.
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Vaguely related: someone brought spam sushi to USPF and it's pretty rad :)

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Sounds delicious and salty. :O

Today's batch of fun.



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I like apples, I think I'll keep eating them. You can keep your link thank you very much.

Also yes. I am pooping so many apples thanks to that last email. XD

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That sure is a lot of apples, NekoZ.  The poop monster thanks you.  8D

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HEY GUYS

I GOT AN EMAIL FROM HERMAN MELVILLE.

HE TOLD ME HE WANTS TO SHARE WITH ME SOME TRICKS THAT PORN STARS USE TO DELAY THEMSELVES.

WELP.

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And here I am only getting pushed to buy fancy sunglasses all the time.
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From: Forskolin Thin
Subject: IF YOU DON'T READ THIS NOW YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF. LATER..

BYE

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I feel like I just baited the forum to get spam.  Just cleaned up 4 pages of spam posts D:

Bad enough I have to do it in email.  Maybe this thread doesn't attract the kind of things we want.

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Oh the irony! XD

EDIT: Holy spam sandwiches, Batman, it's out of control! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7dp9OSqpdU
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Well, I just revived this thread and cleared out the spam. Hang on while we implement better registration procedures that hopefully keep the junk out :sawesome:

...Happy new year guys! 8D

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Happy New Year K//-san!

Happy New Year to the rest of you!  I hope you all had a nice Kurisumasu taimu.

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Had a good time as well.
Also:
> Playing Neotokyo - late christmas eve
> Make fun of people for filling the server nonetheless
> Drunk guy tells sad story of his live and how he feels nobody gives back to him
> On new years eve, be glad for having all my friends around me
> Feel the feels
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I was going to say something about your post, but I got distracted by your sig :awesome: