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« Reply #120 on: 03-05-2008, 02:32 »
Not that I'd do it, haha.

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« Reply #121 on: 03-05-2008, 09:04 »
Well, it makes sense, because e is a natural number

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« Reply #122 on: 03-07-2008, 01:16 »
[00:11] aj95: oh dear god i hope it has amputee porn

This thread is reborn as part of an epic series.

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« Reply #123 on: 03-07-2008, 09:39 »
IQ from IC :awesome:

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« Reply #124 on: 03-07-2008, 21:00 »
THREAD HIJACK.

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« Reply #125 on: 03-08-2008, 01:55 »
It was bound to happen anyways. :D

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« Reply #126 on: 03-21-2008, 21:51 »
FDMisloli (6:50:53 PM): I wish I can do more than one person at a time

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« Reply #127 on: 03-23-2008, 01:31 »
That's awfully similar to wishing to be the little girl.

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« Reply #128 on: 04-24-2008, 22:43 »
[21:40] shakesoda2: magic
[21:40] darkporpoise: the gathering
[21:40] shakesoda2: pro
[21:41] darkporpoise: tour
[21:41] shakesoda2: the final
[21:41] darkporpoise: : fusion extreme
[21:41] shakesoda2: : 80's
[21:41] darkporpoise: remix
[21:41] shakesoda2: in the ghetto
[21:41] darkporpoise: the mighty ghetto
[21:42] shakesoda2: ducks
[21:42] darkporpoise: sleep tonight

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« Reply #129 on: 04-25-2008, 20:09 »
[19:08] ultramoji: funny that Code Geass english dub airs tomorrow
[19:08] darkporpoise: time to air
[19:08] darkporpoise: due tomorrow

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« Reply #130 on: 05-25-2008, 00:35 »
[23:28] darkporpoise: you're my one more lovely
[23:28] darkporpoise: you're more distracting than sense 2007's vid
[23:28] darkporpoise: you're dazzlin' darlin
[23:29] darkporpoise: let's do it!! do it!!
[23:30] darkporpoise: hey baby have you played military splash #2? i'll show you steel needle
[23:31] darkporpoise: Come On baby. Make Me Your Own
[23:32] darkporpoise: your Smile has me in a Mental Meltdown
[23:32] darkporpoise: let's do something X-Rated
[23:32] darkporpoise: check out my soliton beam
[23:33] darkporpoise: your love box leaves me breathless
[23:34] darkporpoise: rock me now
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« Reply #131 on: 05-27-2008, 17:20 »
[02:29] aj95: do you like speedocre
[02:30] aj95: i like speedcore
[02:30] darkporpoise: sure
[02:30] aj95: it's over 400bpm!!
[02:30] darkporpoise: :O
[02:30] aj95: mario speedcore @ 401bpm
[02:30] aj95: do you want it?
[02:30] darkporpoise: link nao
[02:30] aj95: OK!!!!

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« Reply #132 on: 05-28-2008, 22:34 »
[21:31] darkporpoise: do you like speedocre
[21:31] darkporpoise: i like speedcore
[21:31] aj95: YES
[21:31] darkporpoise: it's over 400bpm!!
[21:31] aj95: speedcore is AWESOME
[21:32] aj95: wait a second, why do those words sound familiar
[21:32] darkporpoise: marisa speedcore @ 420bpm
[21:32] darkporpoise: do you want it?
[21:32] aj95: sure
[21:32] darkporpoise: OK!!!!
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« Reply #133 on: 05-29-2008, 12:03 »
do you like pokemans
i like pokemans
it's over 400str!!!
lucario pokemans @ 405str
do you want it?
OK!!!!

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« Reply #134 on: 03-10-2009, 02:28 »
ZGohanJonZ (11:09:41 PM): you know, my friend and I have this running joke.
ZGohanJonZ (11:09:54 PM): there is no wrong way a girl can say sensei.
ZGohanJonZ (11:10:13 PM): Like, he was watching kodomo no jikan
RuriHoshinoLover (11:10:18 PM): Kind of like how there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's?
ZGohanJonZ (11:10:23 PM): yeah srsly.
RuriHoshinoLover (11:10:24 PM): PEDO
ZGohanJonZ (11:10:47 PM): you are jumping to conclusions.
ZGohanJonZ (11:10:58 PM): you just bought a pillowcase with a 9/10 naked, most-likely-underage girl printed on it, good sir.
ZGohanJonZ (11:11:08 PM): NOW
ZGohanJonZ (11:11:11 PM): back to my story.
RuriHoshinoLover (11:11:25 PM): lol i hate you
ZGohanJonZ (11:11:32 PM): tsundere
ZGohanJonZ (11:11:35 PM): ANYWAY
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« Reply #135 on: 03-10-2009, 02:50 »
I think the same applies to "senpai", for what that's worth.

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« Reply #136 on: 03-10-2009, 09:47 »
Let's go with sen*, sentai, senshi, sendmail -p

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« Reply #137 on: 03-10-2009, 12:33 »
Oh sendmail-kun~

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« Reply #138 on: 03-10-2009, 13:43 »
*hard moes*

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« Reply #139 on: 03-13-2009, 05:15 »
ZGohanJonZ (2:10:24 AM): so 2006 was, in essence, Adamfail
jwashke (2:10:33 AM): pretty much
ZGohanJonZ (2:10:41 AM): At least he was better the next times
ZGohanJonZ (2:10:49 AM): he does deserve credit there.
ZGohanJonZ (2:10:55 AM): but recycling his costume *tsk tsk*
jwashke (2:10:58 AM): yeah
jwashke (2:11:13 AM): and im pretty sure we almost got stabbed
jwashke (2:11:17 AM): in la with him wearing that
ZGohanJonZ (2:11:27 AM): yeah, especially that one dude at the bus stop
ZGohanJonZ (2:11:30 AM): WHAT THE HELL'S THAT FOR
jwashke (2:11:33 AM): oh god
jwashke (2:11:34 AM): lol
ZGohanJonZ (2:11:34 AM): as he follows adam
ZGohanJonZ (2:11:56 AM): I think I might bring my knife thingy with me again this year lol.
ZGohanJonZ (2:11:58 AM): the one I bought.
jwashke (2:12:02 AM): lol
ZGohanJonZ (2:12:29 AM): Especially since Alexandra's going, not like I know how to use a knife anyway lol.
jwashke (2:12:29 AM): alright ax, tv... check, mountain dew... check, glock 19... check
jwashke (2:12:30 AM): ready to go
jwashke (2:12:36 AM): lol
jwashke (2:12:48 AM): WE GOT ROBBED AND YOU STABBED ADAM JON
jwashke (2:12:52 AM): WHY DID YOU BRING A KNIFE?!
ZGohanJonZ (2:12:53 AM): rofl
jwashke (2:12:59 AM): IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST
ZGohanJonZ (2:13:00 AM): HE WOULDN'T SHUT UP
ZGohanJonZ (2:13:17 AM): HE WAS GIVING AWAY OUR POSITION.
jwashke (2:13:19 AM): ONE MINUTE A BLACK MAN IS TAKING MY WALLET THE NEXT ADAMS ON THE GROUND WITH THE BLOODY KNIFE IN MY HAND
ZGohanJonZ (2:13:28 AM): lol
ZGohanJonZ (2:13:37 AM): DAMNIT ADAM WHY DID YOU LET US GET ROBBED
jwashke (2:13:46 AM): why didnt you use your black magic
jwashke (2:13:48 AM): to save us
ZGohanJonZ (2:13:59 AM): cause black vs black is not very effective
ZGohanJonZ (2:14:03 AM): DIDN'T YOU EVER PLAY POKEMON, JOSH
jwashke (2:14:05 AM): rofl
jwashke (2:14:18 AM): that conversation has taken a turn for the awesome
jwashke (2:14:26 AM): this
ZGohanJonZ (2:14:26 AM): =D

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« Reply #140 on: 03-23-2009, 23:40 »
RuriHoshinoLover (8:37:40 PM): I think I'm going to actually buy another pillow and sew it on to the end to make it the right length.
ZGohanJonZ (8:37:54 PM): Why not just buy a bigger body pillow.
ZGohanJonZ (8:38:08 PM): You can buy them on j-list (the right size too) for like $12
RuriHoshinoLover (8:38:20 PM): Because I already have one.
ZGohanJonZ (8:38:31 PM): A pillow in a store would probably cost you just as much
ZGohanJonZ (8:38:42 PM): I mean a regular sized pillow to sew on.
RuriHoshinoLover (8:38:50 PM): It will cost me 3 dollars.
ZGohanJonZ (8:38:56 PM): SO EXACT
RuriHoshinoLover (8:39:01 PM): lol
ZGohanJonZ (8:39:26 PM): So do you look at pillow prices when you're bored too, in addition to helping out random media guys in best buy?
RuriHoshinoLover (8:39:45 PM): >_>
ZGohanJonZ (8:39:50 PM): =P
RuriHoshinoLover (8:39:51 PM): Kinda, yeah.
ZGohanJonZ (8:39:56 PM): rofl.

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« Reply #141 on: 03-24-2009, 11:06 »
Sounds like a fantastic hobby.  Nothing is too far away from the trivia master!

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« Reply #142 on: 08-10-2009, 19:29 »
"Roge Night (4:29:12 PM): like oh no he didnt"

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« Reply #143 on: 08-10-2009, 23:36 »
Oh yes he did! *snaps fingers in Z formation*

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« Reply #144 on: 08-10-2009, 23:58 »
OH THAT SIG

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« Reply #145 on: 08-11-2009, 01:22 »
All those gay guys on Gaia rping as nekos... X(
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« Reply #146 on: 08-12-2009, 15:11 »
Why are you on Gaia?  That in itself is quite suspicious, =|

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« Reply #147 on: 08-13-2009, 21:08 »
Yeah, we don't want to know, man... 8|

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« Reply #148 on: 09-21-2009, 17:58 »
Okay, some background.
Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An_-EqWYXVs&feature=player_embedded

And then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI-gqL4vjmg&feature=player_embedded

And then read:

jwashke (2:44:47 PM): haha i just played through the demo for cabela 2010 while waiting for ups to drop off odst
jwashke (2:44:52 PM): i shot a deer
jwashke (2:44:54 PM): then some duck
jwashke (2:44:54 PM): s
jwashke (2:44:57 PM): then another deer
jwashke (2:44:58 PM): then rabbits
jwashke (2:45:03 PM): then the boss was a mountain lion
jwashke (2:45:11 PM): who pounces on you and you have to mash buttons to get it off
ZGohanJonZ (2:45:19 PM): nice
ZGohanJonZ (2:45:39 PM): I bet it was the most authentic hunting experience you've ever been privelaged to partake in, yes?
jwashke (2:45:45 PM): definetely
jwashke (2:45:54 PM): it shows you cover points around the map
jwashke (2:46:01 PM): to use your sniper from to shoot hte dee
jwashke (2:46:03 PM): r
jwashke (2:46:10 PM): but i just ran up with my shotgun both times
jwashke (2:46:15 PM): and shotgunned it in the head
jwashke (2:46:17 PM): cus im a boss
ZGohanJonZ (2:46:18 PM): nice
ZGohanJonZ (2:46:32 PM): did it blow blood and chunks all over or did he just fall on the ground.
jwashke (2:47:14 PM): he just fell over
jwashke (2:47:19 PM): but every time you kill one
jwashke (2:47:28 PM): it does this slo mo event where it follows the bullet
ZGohanJonZ (2:47:38 PM): like VATS in fallout?
jwashke (2:47:41 PM): or 50 shotgun pellets
jwashke (2:47:42 PM): yeah
jwashke (2:47:48 PM): and then tells you where you hit it
jwashke (2:47:52 PM): like lungs heart brain
jwashke (2:47:53 PM): etc
ZGohanJonZ (2:48:00 PM): oh how awesome is that.
jwashke (2:48:14 PM): lol
jwashke (2:48:15 PM): so awesome
ZGohanJonZ (2:48:19 PM): "you shot him in the penis!"
ZGohanJonZ (2:48:24 PM): awwright!
jwashke (2:48:26 PM): lol
ZGohanJonZ (2:48:29 PM): Just where I was aiming!
jwashke (2:48:30 PM): i shot one in the ass once
jwashke (2:48:35 PM): cus it was running from me
jwashke (2:48:37 PM): but it said lungs
ZGohanJonZ (2:48:45 PM): deep bullet.
jwashke (2:48:47 PM): so i guess the bullet must have pierced through his ass into his lungs
ZGohanJonZ (2:49:01 PM): that would suck.
jwashke (2:49:06 PM): yeah
ZGohanJonZ (2:49:16 PM): Kind of like that kid in china
jwashke (2:49:21 PM): but thats the kind of drama you experience in cabela
jwashke (2:49:27 PM): lol i didnt kill deer with any chairs
jwashke (2:49:30 PM): pneumatic chairs
ZGohanJonZ (2:49:33 PM): His chair exploded into his butt.
ZGohanJonZ (2:49:42 PM): dang that must have sucked so bad.
jwashke (2:49:42 PM): man i forgot anbout that
jwashke (2:49:51 PM): way to make me scared of my chair again
ZGohanJonZ (2:50:02 PM): As long as your chair wasn't made in china I think you're ok.
jwashke (2:50:05 PM): lol
jwashke (2:50:11 PM): it could have been made in china
ZGohanJonZ (2:50:14 PM): But really, the chair looked like it was supposed to explode so...
ZGohanJonZ (2:50:19 PM): I think we're alright.
ZGohanJonZ (2:50:25 PM): I just don't flop in chairs anymore.
jwashke (2:50:35 PM): haha it is made in china
jwashke (2:50:40 PM): theres a sticker on the bottom
jwashke (2:50:44 PM): yeah i never flop in mine
ZGohanJonZ (2:51:32 PM): http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/02/340x_anal-chair-death.jpg
ZGohanJonZ (2:51:44 PM): like, that really just looks like it was made of cardboard
jwashke (2:51:48 PM): lol
ZGohanJonZ (2:52:03 PM): And whatever genius let that out of QC was obviously fired.
jwashke (2:52:46 PM): hopefully
ZGohanJonZ (2:52:51 PM): Ringold said his first impression after looking at the photos was that the chair might have been modified by the purchaser. Another possibility was that someone assembled the chair from components that were not compatible. He said that office chairs imported and sold in the US and Canada should meet minimum standards from BIFMA (Business and Institutional Furniture Manufacturer's Association). These standards apply to business and institutional furnishings such as desk chairs, desks, vertical files, lounge seating, panel systems, and storage units. Additionally, BIFMA provides ergonomic guidelines which also help to create a more comfortable and healthy working environment for employees.

According to the original story, the young boy weighed 80 kg (about 173 lbs.). Ringold said the boy’s weight was not nearly enough to cause the failure of a US or Canadian office chair.

Since Jiaozhou City is in the county around the Bay of Jiaozhou in the industrial area of Shandong Province, the manufacturer could have been a local company that also exports office furniture. Ringold said that high quality office chairs designed for the 24/7 environment of a public safety dispatch centre must meet a higher standard and some are even guaranteed for five years.
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ZGohanJonZ (2:52:59 PM): "Ringold said his first impression after looking at the photos was that the chair might have been modified by the purchaser. Another possibility was that someone assembled the chair from components that were not compatible. He said that office chairs imported and sold in the US and Canada should meet minimum standards from BIFMA (Business and Institutional Furniture Manufacturer's Association). These standards apply to business and institutional furnishings such as desk chairs, desks, vertical files, lounge seating, panel systems, and storage units. Additionally, BIFMA provides ergonomic guidelines which also help to create a more comfortable and healthy working environment for employees. "
ZGohanJonZ (2:53:03 PM): "According to the original story, the young boy weighed 80 kg (about 173 lbs.). Ringold said the boy’s weight was not nearly enough to cause the failure of a US or Canadian office chair.

Since Jiaozhou City is in the county around the Bay of Jiaozhou in the industrial area of Shandong Province, the manufacturer could have been a local company that also exports office furniture. Ringold said that high quality office chairs designed for the 24/7 environment of a public safety dispatch centre must meet a higher standard and some are even guaranteed for five years. "
jwashke (2:53:11 PM): lol
jwashke (2:53:16 PM): he illegally modified his chair
jwashke (2:53:24 PM): shits custom yo
ZGohanJonZ (2:53:29 PM): "Ringold said one of those manufacturers is Concept Seating. Its specifications state that their chairs should support up to a 550 pound user for 24 hours a day, seven days per week, over the chair’s warranty period.

Ringold said the gas cylinder probably exploded because of a low-quality gas lift. He said that some of the highest quality lifts are manufactured in Italy and the US. Ringold said that it is sad to learn that someone died because they were sitting on a chair that may have been only a few dollars cheaper than a better model. He ended with the comment:, “You only get the quality you pay for”."
ZGohanJonZ (2:53:51 PM): “You only get the quality you pay for” = China Quality, and we ALL know China quality.
ZGohanJonZ (2:54:09 PM): well I think I'm safe.  I'm barely 1/4 of 550 pounds.
ZGohanJonZ (2:54:22 PM): so I should be able to sit for 96 hours a day and be ok, it appears.
jwashke (2:54:43 PM): wait
jwashke (2:54:48 PM): now i have to work that out mathematically
jwashke (2:54:52 PM): whats my chairs warranty period
ZGohanJonZ (2:54:59 PM): lawl
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« Reply #149 on: 10-07-2009, 19:11 »
RuriHoshinoLover (3:52:16 PM): uh oh
RuriHoshinoLover (3:52:17 PM): what happened
ZGohanJonZ (3:52:27 PM): I was gone to eat lunch with a few friends.
ZGohanJonZ (3:52:41 PM): My mom was like "oh Matt and James just left a few minutes ago"
ZGohanJonZ (3:52:50 PM): I was like oh really.
ZGohanJonZ (3:53:09 PM): she says "yeah James took apart one of your things on your desk but Matt and I put it back together"
ZGohanJonZ (3:53:19 PM): AKA my nendoroids
ZGohanJonZ (3:53:32 PM): I was like >=|
ZGohanJonZ (3:53:39 PM): So I came in and they were all jacked up.
ZGohanJonZ (3:54:01 PM): I was pretty mad.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:54:38 PM): fuuuuck
ZGohanJonZ (3:54:52 PM): I keep wondering to myself when that kid is going to do something that really csrews things up
ZGohanJonZ (3:55:06 PM): They don't watch him, why was he in MY room in the first place.
ZGohanJonZ (3:55:17 PM): screws*
ZGohanJonZ (3:56:25 PM): I can see it now, he grabs one of my speakers and the wire tightens up due to short length, knocking my monitor off the desk, where it promptly breaks, and on the way down rips the cord out of my video card/CPU, rendering it inoperable.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:56:41 PM): And then you get home and destroy the world.
ZGohanJonZ (3:56:46 PM): Yep.
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:08 PM): I'll let you know before that happens though so you can do that one thing people always say they'd do right before the world gets destroyed.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:57:18 PM): ?
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:21 PM): I dunno.
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:35 PM): Like, in the movies when people are 99% sure they're going to die.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:57:40 PM): yeah
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:42 PM): so they're like JULIA
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:46 PM): I LOVES YOU
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:50 PM): And then she cries
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:54 PM): And she's like
ZGohanJonZ (3:57:58 PM): I WUV YOU TOO
ZGohanJonZ (3:58:02 PM): And they hug
ZGohanJonZ (3:58:07 PM): And then the world almost ends.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:58:10 PM): And then the world doesn't blow up.
ZGohanJonZ (3:58:14 PM): yeah.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:58:15 PM): And they feel awkward.
ZGohanJonZ (3:58:21 PM): And then they feel really awkward after
ZGohanJonZ (3:58:22 PM): Exactly.
ZGohanJonZ (3:58:27 PM): See, you're on top of things.
RuriHoshinoLover (3:58:41 PM): :3
ZGohanJonZ (4:00:38 PM): Yeah, that's why I was angry.
ZGohanJonZ (4:01:03 PM): See, they don't even know how close he was to putting this world in jeopardy.
RuriHoshinoLover (4:01:14 PM): /nod
ZGohanJonZ (4:01:25 PM): Alex Trebek would have been like SORRY FOLKS WE'RE SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO FINAL JEOPARDY TONIGHT
ZGohanJonZ (4:01:35 PM): LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR THAT EITHER =O
RuriHoshinoLover (4:01:38 PM): lololol
ZGohanJonZ (4:02:41 PM): And the jeopardy song plays like 3x as fast.
ZGohanJonZ (4:02:56 PM): And the people are like DANGIT NOT ENOUGH TIME, THERE GOES ALL MY MONEY.
ZGohanJonZ (4:03:15 PM): But it won't matter because the world would end before the credits even rolled.